Maple Syrup and Plaid

meulinstuck:

heyheyitskatie:

thesoulboundalchemist:

RAINBOW FISH. I HAVEN’T SEEN YOU SINCE I WAS SIX. I MISSED YOU, BUDDY <3

nobody can explain my love for rainbow fish

i used to have a rainbow fish coloring book

it came with sparkly crayons

#itsallcomingbacknow

i still have rainbow fish books

RAINBOW FISH <3333

(Source: forever90s, via sebastianstalberg)

Dumbledore:Welcome back to another year of Hogwarts!

Dumbledore:I actually don't know why your parents still send you here

Dumbledore:There's like a 30% chance you'll die tragically

Dumbledore:And it just goes up every year

Dumbledore:I guess that just means all your parents hate you

Dumbledore:Great let's have some pumpkin juice

Dumbledore:30 points go to Griffindor for Harry's breathing techniques

(Source: cruhk, via arose186)

me:wears pajamas

me:showers

me:changes into clean pajamas

notoffended:

davidstrider:

davidstrider:

which american president was least guilty

lincoln

he was in a cent

I told this joke at Mouth Rushmore and the park ranger hit me

(via everythingcanadian)

everythingcanadian:

rapewhistled:

bumrollplease:

rapewhistled:

*16 year old girl voice* um shut the fuck up thanks

i literally say this a hundred times a day

*16 year old girl voice* literally.

I’m 16 but I don’t talk like that. Although… nvm I do.

aprettypastiche:

chudobs:

someone has waited their entire life to put that title to use and if he is not promoted immediately i am calling the l.a. times and complaining

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via pearlsandpages)