I thought this was going to be a dirty joke then it was better

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Gym Instructor: So what’s your favourite machine to use here at the gym?

MeThe Vending Machine

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*sees two teams I hate play each other* I hope they both lose

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hockey is a lot of things.

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female hockey fans

  • how we talk about hockey players (outside of tumblr):He's an incredibly fast skater, an extremely effective forechecker, his puck-handling is phenomenal, he has an unreal ability to read plays, and his leadership role is absolutely vital to the team. And just take a look at this guy's stats! He's racking up points like crazy. I just can't say enough about what an amazing player he is.
  • how we talk about hockey players (on tumblr):do he got da BOOTY? HE DOOOO
  • hornyteen1936:

    the baby boomer culture: how an entire generation literally will not shut up about young people doing things they enjoy

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    Fuck I’m walking downtown and I pass a group of guys staring at me and I think “great catcall time” but then one guy goes “you look like you could kill a man a million different ways with just your bare hands”. This. This is an acceptable comment to give a girl on the street.


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    The details. Autumn ready!

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