nyrfan0120:

Still the weirdest moment of HNIC

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booforce:

my friend who snorts cocaine won’t eat cookie dough because it’s bad for you

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vankesszak:

I can pretend

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leafss19:

thetinywivesclub:

Ben “not to be fucked with” Scrivens’ response to a disgusted fan throwing their jersey on the ice.

Yeah Scrivens!

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lamelohan:

my only talent is not being in a relationship

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capturethebodhi:

unadulteratedconcept:

It just kept getting better

The longer you watch it the better it gets

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pearlcrystalgem:

travellingcompanionstephrogers:

chafing-nipples:

modmad:

nooby-banana:

becauseimdavefuckinstrider:

jim fucking carrey

jim fucking carrey

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I love Jim Carrey. I once met him in a 7/11, and I was getting a soda, I turned and saw it was him, and he saw I was going for a Doctor Pepper, so he said “Oh did you want one of these”, to which I stuttered out a yes and he grabbed all of them and said “too bad” and brought them up to the front. Then he bought his stuff and left the sodas there, and left. Almost immediately after, he ran back in and began putting the sodas back and paid for mine.

This is what happens when Candians are let lose and try to prank people

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ex0skeletal:

Fun shark attack facts:

  • In 1996, toilets injured 43,000 Americans a year. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, 2,600 Americans were injured by room fresheners. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, buckets and pails injured almost 11,000 Americans. Sharks injured 13.
  • For every human killed by a shark, humans kill approximately two million sharks.

Conclusions:

  1. Humans are assholes.
  2. Sharks are not assholes.
  3. Apparently everyone in 1996 lived in a real-life infomercial.

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